Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

Jokes on us, it’s actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

Fire works pretty good against ice.

I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…

While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

Why does it have to be so long lol. There goes my evening 🤣

Same, dont feel stupid though. Not everyone lives somewhere that home defense is a concern.

Cats are not dogs no matter how much mine thinks he is

Microchip bro, it’s under their skin all pets should have them. Even if they are an indoor pet

Oh noes the schools are transing the kids and making them use litter boxes!

People shouldnt be allowed to have children. Problem solved.

All 6 agents but they can’t really see what we’re doing because it’s too gay and therefore they’re not even allowed to look at it.

Imagine if that child grew up and invented Taco Bell, they truely won the franchise wars by using time travel.

I got a hockey net last time.

Where’s Hardgay

Nah, violence works. I know if the Americans try to take over Canada there’s gonna be some good ol’ fashioned fun and we’re gonna burn that white house down again.

Well unless you lads get to it first 🤪

Jesus Christ!

Why does the serving tray have words spelled in cum?

When I was 8 my parents got married in Honolulu, the little jetty that is next to the outrigger had this chonk boy living in the rocks next to it, bro would just pop out and mean mug everyone.

All see, no saw

Yea that’s generally what happens. Fuck Israel.