Does anyone else think the voice on the self-serve checkouts sounds like Mr Handy from the Fallout TV series?

Honestly I find the Aldi self-serve voice so much more annoying than the other ones.

They don’t even compete, they price fix, their prices are the same (excluding deals)

Not sure if I even really belong here but here goes nothing…

Name - Jay is fine

Gender identity - transmasc nonbinary (it’s complicated)

Transition length - was 6 years on T, currently off T for reasons

Euphoria - idk, I feel pretty lost lately

From - Australia

Looking for - relatable content

Random fact - I can touch my nose with my tongue (is that a fun fact?)

I remember when one of my cousins shared a meme on Facebook that was made from a poem a wrote. I was very happy, but it was also a bit weird. He didn’t know I wrote it.

“It’s the hope that’s important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they’ll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now – that’ll keep them going forever.”

AND YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE OF THIS THE POOR GET POOR THINGS AND THE RICH GET RICH THINGS?

“’s right,” said Albert. “That’s the meaning of Hogswatch.”

Death nearly wailed.

BUT I’M THE HOGFATHER! He looked embarrassed. AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN.

“Makes no difference,” said Albert, shrugging.

• Hogfather, Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU)

He also pardoned him for crimes anyone else wouldn’t have even been charged for.

What is it with you and this labyrinth?

I’ve experienced the same thing. I miss it sometimes.

Friendlyjordies - Australian news and politics (plus Warhammer 40k and some other random stuff, not sure if he’ll go back to politics now)

Adam Conover - usually talks about tech, politics, etc, has long-form videos talking to experts or shorter videos talking about topics

Punter’s Politics - Aussie politics

Joe Scott - talks about tech etc

Doctor Elliott - psychology and LGBT stuff in TV shows

Matt Baume - history of LGBT in cinema and Hollywood

Tale Foundry - literature tropes etc

Belief it or Not - atheist breaking down Christianity (for ex-Christians who are struggling and need help breaking away from the mental hold it has)

Jill Bearup - movie fight scenes from a trained actor combatant PoV

(Hope these were what you’re looking for, apologies for lack of links, I’m on mobile)

My sweet Lana, who’s currently thousands of miles away, with my fiance.