Thanks for sharing her story. That’s adorable.

That’s cute!

No. No, they do not.

Do kitties like popcorn? If so, we should make tuna corn.

Can’t get no gator meat if the cookie monster gets you first.

What happened to its ears?

Yeah, it’s right there by the question mark.

We’re so close to using USDA money to prop up weapons manufacturing, effectively beating our plowshares into swords. I can almost taste the irony, which is good because there will be little left to eat if we let it get that far.

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That quacks me up.

I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.

No, you’re sincere. We need more of that.

This is correct. I was just trying to be ironic. Sorry if I baited anyone.

Thanks for being kind to me and assuming the best. As it is, I was doing an ironic shtick in the same vein.

Hmm? I’m not familiar with that term. He just left me this bat with his friends’ signatures on it, and a few religious symbols. It’s pretty stained, but it’s got a lot of sentimental value. He didn’t say much except that he used it to teach Nazis a lesson by beating them…at the game of baseball. Always that pause near the end as grandma gave him a sharp look. She must have not wanted me to hear about his baseball stories.

30%: underpaid

40%: immorally underpaid

50%; criminally underpaid

100%: Les Miserables

“Hey, babe! New Hitler Youth merch just dropped!”

“They’re labeling themselves?”

“Yeah! They got race-supremecy friends and everything!”

“Let me grab my grampa’s bat. He beat so many Nazis with this…at the game of baseball of course.”

“Of course.”

[Beat on the Brat by The Ramones plays in the background]

Thanks for adding perspective on this. I agree that it’s a much more diverse situation than just giant lizards running around. To add to this, I think it’s also likely that other theroppds were also warm-blooded in addition to T. Rex.