It’s a transition period into a bigger recession.

Oh God, let it be plushies! Please let it be plushies!

I actually don’t want to work at a factory. I want robots to do that for me and I want the products to be cheap so I can buy cool stuff to do more interesting things.

Like I don’t want to weld parts and stuff, I want to make lasers from those parts.

I don’t want to melt glass. I want to use lenses to make images.

I don’t want to dig for shit. I want to use that stuff to make rocket fuel.

We don’t want factory jobs. We want technology jobs.

I knew this was fake as soon as I saw the logo.

You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let’s see this happening:

88mph.
The vehicle’s flux capacitor is activated.
The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That’s when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
And he’s gone! The sonobabich did it!

OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let’s see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn’t we see it?!!

We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

What the ever loving fuck!!!

If your god loving right now punch your balls for me. You did this. And for what? I don’t see me believing in your fucking Jesus anytime soon when you keep fucking around with my science. I much rather you not take advantage of any science so you can be pure to your stupid fucking retarded ways:

Drop this phone carefully so others can use it.
Cancel every single subscription.
No LEDs, LCDS, chips of any kind for you
No refrigeration for you.
No cars for you.
No glass for you.
No insulation for you.
No plastics or fuel for you… You may burn animals or wood.
So take off your clothes fucker, you’re wearing animal skins wool or silk and you’re paying for that shit.
No elevators for you, you asshole!
No metal parts of any kind, all those use science.
Prescription glasses? Not for you fucker. Taken off…
No aspirin or meds of any kind. Make some tea you asshole, maybe Jesus will heal you. Cement? Asphalt, nope, you’re gonna go chop wood by hand using a piece of flint to cut it and you’ll live happy because that’s what Jesus did for a living.

No electricity or batteries, those things are based on science… No motors or lights, no compass or GPS. No.mosquito repellent or shark repellent or bear repellent or sun screen or bicycles or telescopes or microscopes. And here’s your covid back asks Jesus if he wants you dead a little to the left or a little to the right.

I’m totally fine if you want all that for yourself.

Clippie coming right up!

Google meet Zune!

Quote this in history books

I also want AOC to be president…starting now.

The wonder years?

Yeah a racist asshole killed that. It could have been good.

No no, we’re cool. I’m totally for freedom of Satanism in everyday lives. I’m a non believer. I think all religions as practically bullshit equally. Thus all religions should stay off the government.

Sounds like a migrant I would love to hear about accidentally taken to el Salvador.

We don’t want to go anywhere, those places don’t want us there, the government doesn’t want us to go there or come back from there. So I think we found the problem.

And now for the Satanism’s whatever it is they do…Billy, what was it that you guys do at 3:45?

Billy: we fondle each other Ms. Terramy! And then we insult at least one person.

FEMA should relocate all the people affected by climate change over to places that are safer. Then just plant trees and add animals.

Buying soda and candy. I can get behind a worm for that one. Just ban those things already. But I would step on that worm right after. The guy is clearly crazy. And too old. I wouldn’t want anyone to suffer from whatever self inflicted speech impediment this guy has.

That’s cool I was wondering if it was in English too. I think it would be an interesting thing to show my kids.

Hold on, here’s a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I’m sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.