All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Easy - declare that kids of illegal immigrants aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US, then the 14th amendment doesn’t apply!

Of course you’d probably still need legislation to do that, if not an amendment.

I think he wants us to shit ourselves in public about this stuff so he can mock us, but the grandiose gestures he’s throwing around right now are mostly just laughably stupid. I’m still preparing for the shitstorm but I don’t think the big noises he’s making now are telegraphing the real plays.

SMH all these lefttrenders

When future generations (of alien colonists on our dead world) update the story of Cassandra, the main character will be changed to Bernie

Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

Pray we do not update it further

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

“If the shoreline fits”

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid