• niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    By using this toilet you “agree” consent to our updated reams of legal mumbo jumbo designed to overwhelm you, and which chips away at your rights and hands them over to us.

    If you click “disagree”, you are free to have your gallbladder feel as if it is going to burst, which may cause internal damage that is NOT our responsibility.

    This restroom service has been brought to you by the techbro suits eyeing that new Learjet for unlimited weekend cocaine-and-hookers trips to Vegas and the Caribbean.

    • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      2 months ago

      So assuming they are… I’m still stuck at “why is this a thing?” Why do we need magicchange glass when particle board is far cheaper? I would have to be in dire straits to use one of these as my bowels would freeze up for fear of the glass switching to clear when someone jiggles the handle

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.

      They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used

      You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.

      You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.

      Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.

      Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)