I feel feathery

Oh, so feathery

All my plumage is standing up tall

Yeah, but since it’s a liquid it doesn’t have the texture of solid rock.

That’s his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn’t have the option:

Nonsense, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire?

“Some dark corners” being literally everywhere online.

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he’s a gingerbread golem.

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn’t been blurred by countless reposts??

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

He’s not wrong that people don’t mind murder if it’s the right people, though.

The plurality of voters.

Gizmodo regrets the error and the fact that our country is about to be run by vile billionaires who will enrich themselves even further.

XD

“They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.”

Could we get some pictures to go along with the names? No reason…

“Won’t someone think of the poor CEOs? And give me some sugar water!”

Oops!

I hope you spend time decrying the hundreds of people who die pointless deaths every day from insurance companies denying their claims, too.

It doesn’t even have to be a moral thing. Anyone who spends much time online should know that drawing the ire of the many people who have voiced support for him might be a bad idea. I read it was an elderly woman, so that checks out.