• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Well so far I’ve gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

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              Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

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                I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

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                  Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

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                    Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I’m going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I’m way ahead of this tip.

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            Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

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              Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.

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          I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won’t care.

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        Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

            • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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              I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt and i have befriended thousands of white supremacists, and I send the FBI all the information about what they do that I see.

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                I have to ask, how hard is it to be in that world? I’d have a hard time staying positive seeing the absolute gutter trash of humanity like that.

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                  I think part of me is a bit pleased with myself that I’ve managed to fool them so thoroughly that it seems sort of funny as well while I do it, but it is also hard. They’re all very insecure, they have zero hobbies or interests, like not even sports or TV, and they all just seem to have no emotional connection to anyone really. For some reason their pets are ALWAYS dying, like at least once or twice a week one of their pets die, and it’s because they don’t take care of them. They mostly all have shitty jobs, although one is a physician assistant and one is an editor at Pluto TV, but the rest are pretty marginal. That makes them wildly pathetic in my eyes, and that overshadows their hate. I think of them as lead babies, they’re just so emotionally blunted.

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                    I know you, generally like your posts. I love your sovshit stuff. It’s awesome to learn you’re helping to keep white nationalists contained.

                    Even though we’re talking about literal racist fascists here, please don’t shame people for their shitty jobs. Saying that two are this and that and the rest are “pretty marginal” and “wildly pathetic” just after that seems like elitism from our side.

                    As I’m sure you know, most of these people have had a shit education, shit parent or parents, shit life. So they try to find something that makes them good, better, or special. All they have left is that they’re “white” so they make that their identity. It gives them credibility and acknowledgement among other idiots and helps patch their self worth hole.

                    But you know that. Please don’t job shame. Love your work.

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      In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.

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              Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it’s just a bunch of tankies

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              I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.

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            It doesn’t need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it’s better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.

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        Maybe they already have

        They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…

        Trump still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already embraced declaring themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….

        So if any fbi are, maybe think about that; what you are serving and what they really think about you