- cross-posted to:
- luigimangione@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- luigimangione@lemmy.world
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Well so far I’ve gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.
Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I’m jealous
well it IS called the fediverse
you don’t have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(
Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.
I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure
Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.
Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.
I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won’t care.
Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.
That just means your cool
I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.
Do tell
I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt and i have befriended thousands of white supremacists, and I send the FBI all the information about what they do that I see.
Keep up the good work! o7
I have to ask, how hard is it to be in that world? I’d have a hard time staying positive seeing the absolute gutter trash of humanity like that.
I think part of me is a bit pleased with myself that I’ve managed to fool them so thoroughly that it seems sort of funny as well while I do it, but it is also hard. They’re all very insecure, they have zero hobbies or interests, like not even sports or TV, and they all just seem to have no emotional connection to anyone really. For some reason their pets are ALWAYS dying, like at least once or twice a week one of their pets die, and it’s because they don’t take care of them. They mostly all have shitty jobs, although one is a physician assistant and one is an editor at Pluto TV, but the rest are pretty marginal. That makes them wildly pathetic in my eyes, and that overshadows their hate. I think of them as lead babies, they’re just so emotionally blunted.
I’m sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.
I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.
In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.
What makes you think they haven’t?
That’s what Lemmy.ml is
Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?
Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it’s just a bunch of tankies
I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.
It doesn’t need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it’s better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.
Maybe they already have
They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…
Trump still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already embraced declaring themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….
So if any fbi are, maybe think about that; what you are serving and what they really think about you
Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.
The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!
What about ediverse?
Edi stands for Edison and verse stand for Universe
A Universe of Lightbulbs 💡🌌
🙃
You guys think there’s an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he’s famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things
Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.
Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.
Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn’t a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.
Yeah why haven’t school shooters gotten this kind of treatment? Whole lot of spectacle for one death.
For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.
It’s a fucking costume party.
Maybe the theme was “Tactical” in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.
“I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.” - Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant Massacree
Probably so.
I still can’t get over the fact the dude’s name is “Luigi Mansion.”
Die I miss something? That guy is called Mangione, which is: “Gluttony”
But… if translated into German and then to English it’s “Wolverine”
I think the joke is on the pronunciation.
The G is followed by an I, making it “soft” in Italian, so Mangione could sound sort of like mansion-eh.
Not really, but close enough.
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They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don’t just let Luigi go.
Because if there’s one thing US police are known for, it’s accountability
There still people who think police is not on the owner class team lol
It is a class war, get woke
I wish the police would get woke. They think they’re on the team with the capitalists because they protect them. Nope, not getting in the bunker, they don’t care how many family dogs you shot to protect American freedom.
As a collective they are, but there are always traitors amongst them. This is also why they socially isolate from the places they police.
Also a lot of places police work pays a really nice wage with opportunities for nearly unlimited overtime.
My local metro PD has what’s called “secondary work” where various (large) venues will hire off-duty officers to essentially stand around and be present. Those jobs regularly pay $50/hr and you get to see events for free. These guys rack up insane amounts of “secondary work.” It’s a total racket, a few years ago there was as scandal with a guy working secondary work *while on duty," it’s wildly open to abuse and the police hierarchy protects everyone at every step.
Ignore the other one I fucked up and hit reply with like 2 words.
Anyways its openly corrupt but it is also open to breakdown. The Deputies in my county are only nominally under the sheriff and more or less work as watchdogs on the police themselves. There are also instances where folks who were propagandized end up in the police system but are effectively sleepers against them.
My point is that the police are probably a lot weaker when it comes to unity than we often times think. Frankly speaking if this turns into an open class war I suspect that the police will splinter hard.
I have first-hand knowledge of the workings of my local metro PD is the only reason I referenced them but you make a valid point that they don’t all like each other. In my local PD at least (and I imagine a lot of others) it’s hyper political. People try very hard to attach themselves to up-and-coming command officers to try to become a sort of right hand or assistant (while still being badge carrying LEO) to them.
It’s extremely hierarchical, it’s not uncommon for peoples parents and grandparents to have been cops and institutions like that definitely have a memory. People spend decades finding their little niches and if you step on the wrong toes you may get screwed over before you understand what’s happening, it’s an extremely toxic place filled with assholes and psychopaths lol.
Kinda sounds like the Roman bureaucracy, specifically the Eastern Roman or Byzantine bureaucracy. Bunch of cut throat motberfuckers who all hate eachother and are only not actively killing eachother because their mere existence is putting them under pressure preventing collapse. But just like said system all it takes is the right external factors to force said collapse.
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The whole thing of “they took him for Burger King” is a red herring. Cops are required to feed you. Some departments have policies about always checking if a new arrestee is hungry, and getting them some fast food if they say yes, so their attorney can’t say later that they were coerced during questioning because they had been denied food for whatever amount of time.
Don’t even think about rescuing your hero that we’re parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we’re able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count…
Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we’re in flack jackets.
Actually, make that two attackers…and they can only have knives and rocks.
Or one uvalde school shooter.
Bullies are cowards.
That’s the terrible secret. It’s not that the big guy doesn’t care about the little guy. It’s that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.
Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they’d let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.
Not a meme.
Still banging that drum I see. Don’t you have some boots to lick somewhere else?
It’s ok. They think they’re intelligent, but also think that machibe learning models can’t be biased. They have no self-awareness, and are incapable of understanding that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
