Like duct tape - my god, what is the world coming to
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ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it
I like to create imaginary people that I can complain about though
I build my houses out of straw too
I would never have made the connection if someone hadn’t explained.
I’m not that used to illiteracy.
Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll…
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
And chloroform is freely available at your nearest chemist.
Is it comically accurate to 1950’s cartoons in how it incapacitates a person?
Not even remotely.
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From my understanding it takes 5-10 mins of consistent inhalation. And the effects last only seconds.
And it is quite carcinogenic, so if you use it on some one, not only is it going to be quite ineffective, it’s also probs going to give them cancer
It’s super effective, just on a very long timescale.
Took me a minute. Chloroform, for any other dumbys
kinda wondered why chlorophyll and chloroform have the same root, it’s not like there’s chlorine in chlorophyll.
turns out chloro- means yellowish green. TIL.
Thanks. It would never have occurred to me.
Why do the comments feel a bit whooshy on this one?
That said, I bet you could find a kidnapper starter kit somewhere on the Internet. Fun fact, chloroform doesn’t work the way you think it does— it isn’t instant and it doesn’t last long enough to be of any use like this. Movies have lied to you. Keep this in mind if you have weekend plans with any CEOs near you!
Also the vulcan nerve pinch doesn’t work. It was invented by Nimoy because he didn’t want to punch a guy.
Shit, next you’re gonna tell me Vulcans aren’t real.
Force waves hand “they don’t exist”
They are. Not bad heaters back in the day.
They are, Romulans aren’t though.
Knocking someone out safely is also really difficult, but I see why movies like the trope
There’s a reason it’s the highest paid job in medicine
Ether can do what the movies say chloroform does, though.
Sure didn’t stop the media
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You can also buy wolf piss but everyone loses their mind when a girl with pink hair sells her farts :(
Man, I might buy some coyote piss and spray my trash cans to make the raccoons fuck off.
I don’t want to hurt them, but if that don’t work I’m going airsoft on those assholes. If that don’t work, paintballs.
I’ve tried everything. I left them some food about 200 yards from my home and they’d eat that and still come and tear my trash cans apart.
Even if I got the cans with locked lids, it’s an apartment so I’d walk out to find the neighbor’s trash everywhere and they just walk past it like they didn’t see it. I left it once to see how long they’d ignore it. For four days my yard looked like a landfill. No one bothered to touch it,
It’s easy to see it’s your trash too. I see my one neighbor carrying 12 packs of sprite in every day. Sprite cans litter the yard? Yep. She doesn’t even care.
Told me once that she would have cleaned it but she didn’t have gloves. I asked her if she had soap and she huffed at me and went inside.
I’d chop my nuts off to live in a house again.
Had a skunk take up residence under my barn. I waited to see if she was gonna have some kits. She was huge! Sure enough I see her with her little ones. Waited for then to leave the nest before I put a radio with country going 24/7. Skunks are solitary generally and don’t like a bunch of noise.
Racoon’s might need a little different motivation to get the hint. Might look into ultrasonic motion/sound machines.
I put a radio with country going 24/7
This works on me, too.
You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!
Heinz DOES sound German…
The ratio of comments that get the joke vs comments that don’t is troubling
People complain about the fake reviews on Amazon (which are illegal now), but it’s the dumb people that are the worst.
Wait till they sell rohypnotoad
Chlorophyll doesn’t immediately put you to sleep! Also it burns to inhale, from what I have read.
Indeed
Amazon: Screwing humanity over for profits from A-Z!
Also giving us unintended chortles, thanks to our creative friends. And yeah, I do use AmZn to check prices and product availability, but avoid ever buying anything from there.
I drunkenly bought four black balaclavas from Amazon a couple days ago. I was high on copium. Such a stupid decision.
Civilization began collapsing after dictionaries were banned worldwide
There are lots of compounds, that are used in chemical industry or medicine and have funny properties.
