• sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    80·
    25 days ago

    Here me out on this:

    1. Join the war on the US side
    2. Be really bad at your job, causing tons of friendly fire accidents
    3. Defect to Canada before they catch you
    4. Enjoy some well earned pancakes with authentic maple syrup

    If you go to Canada right away, there’s no way you’re getting the maple syrup rations as a foreigner.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.eeEnglish
      10·
      24 days ago

      You could definitely do more damage in the US military than fighting against them, and if you’re smart, they’d never be able to prove malicious intent.

      Drive a forklift into a fighter jet, for example. Millions in damage, and they’ll just think you’re a moron.