• Rolando@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “Xeepzorp, it’s not that complicated. The thumb-up is like crossing your eyestalks, and the middle-finger is like extruding your rectal tentacle.”

  • orphiebaby@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    Wait until they learn that the thumbs-up in some countries means what the middle finger does in the US…

    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      I’m still trying to wrap my head around the Czech Republic, where apparently holding up a single index finger means 2.

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        7 months ago

        Not a Czech but now that you mentioned it I want this here too!

        I mean have you tried counting from either end using all your fingers i.e. thumb == 1? That dexterous shit is hard so making a single index finger two instantly makes it nice and smooth!

        (Instant edit: this obviously only holds if index finger+ middle finger counts as 3, otherwise there really only seems to be an advantage in calling out 2 and my argument collapses)

  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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    7 months ago

    Seems like any aliens advanced enough to study us would very easily figure out that hand gestures are a form of communication.