The fact that this 1984 type stuff is almost believable is really scary.
In my day we just had a hole in the stall where you stuck your junk in. None of this electronic crap.
This made me immediately think of how old American homes in the back of the mirror cabinet of the bathroom just had a slot that fed into the space between the drywall so you could through your razerblades away. Good luck to the renovators in 50 years when they need to remove that drywall and pick up a thousand rusty butterfly-style razerblades. Can’t throw those suckers in a plastic trashbag either cus it’ll cut right through.
Hot dog.
Not hot dog.
Not hot dog.
Hot dog.
This looked real until I checked the comments
Hello? Is that the Electronic Geneital Verification program office? I’d like to request the removal of images of my penis from the AI training database from the voluntary pilot EGV program at Dallas Fort Worth…
Oh, ah, yes, Tuesday it was… Yes, the 25th.
Oh, er, my plane got in at 14:57 and it was after baggage claim and customs security, but I don’t know how long that took.
Yeah, between 3 and 3:30 sounds right.
The ones just next to the McDonald’s. Yeah.
237? Oh. Wow.
Jeans. Blue stonewashed jeans. I guess that wouldn’t cut it down a lot?
Yeah, I would definitely recognise it.
Yeah, from the side, yeah, probably. I think so.
Can you do evenings or weekends?
No, it’s ok, I can get Friday afternoon off. How long does it normally take to check through that many penises?
Right. OK. I’ll be there for 2pm. Thanks.
Passport. Of course. Yes. Got it. Thanks. Yeah. See you Friday.
Wanna see my downstairs mixup?
Ok where can I buy this obvious joke? I want to make cis men nervous.
The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.
I prefer the phrase “testicular manifold.”
“junk trunk”
Sounds to me like someone shaves his balls.
Semen satchel
Midichlorians are stored in the Semen Satchel
That is the Governor’s number. I love it.
Wtf
