I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, “Yeah all the time.” I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm.
I asked this because Im a guy, and we’ve heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.
But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?
During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?
I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.
yeah it’s wild. every time i open
Lemmyany internet application I turn into a guy? it’s very handy when the women’s bathroom line is too longyes, that is the transgender agenda, we switch genders each time we open lemmy and use blahaj plushies to stabilize, don’t blow our cover like that in public though jesus christ
Same! It’s quite a useful trick if I ever need to find pants with pockets!
or pee my name in the snow!
Technically the original statement could still be true. We now know there is a woman here but not women. \s
mum says it’s my turn on the female internet slot!
Nice.
That’s not very helpful. It’s always the mens bathroom line that’s too long at work. The woman basically gets her own.