herculean levels of stamina
Master of efficiency.
Not one wasted stroke
That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.
Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.
Fuckin’ legend.
literally sliding through the apartment it seems
It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.
The screams of disappointment can get really loud.
3 minutes
I know right? What a stud that guy is.
3 humping minutes
Take my upvote and leave!
Ok Philippides.
Yeah no… I’m always home there’s nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there’s some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.
