If I was in the next stall I would have started singing Hallelujah
Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.
Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says “maintenance, any one in here?” And before I can respond the guy next to me let’s out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says “take your time”.
Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners
How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?
Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.
Uhh, my roommate fed his dead fish to my tarantula.
The ciiiirrrrrcle of lifffffeeeee
I used to bury my pets until my family got mad
Did you wait for them to die before ?
You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.
I didn’t screenshot it lol, it’s literally like that from the the place I stole it from
You STOLE it??? Just downloaded it right onto your device???
You wouldn’t download a car…
Given the opportunity, yes I would
And the owner gets to keep the original? Hell yeah, I’ll take two.
Honestly, I would download 10 cars and give 1 to each of my closest friends. Same with houses if I could download those.
Whoa whoa its not stealing mate, it’s content aggregation.
Jesus fucking Christ dude use night mode.
NEVER!!!