“runs out the door”
why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?
Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.
That’s going to go on your Permanent Record!!
Never gonna live it down now @Sanctus
Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.
Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks badly for comedic effect, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.
Here’s a classic: Spoon jar jar spoon.
*Student shows signs of severe depression*
*gets suspended from school*
Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit
The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted “I can’t take it anymore” before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don’t joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.
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You seem to be confusing a totally different issue for the situation in the post here. Do you genuinely think a kid pranking a suicide that disrupts the class doesn’t deserve punishment because other kids completely removed from this particular scenario might actually be depressed and suicidal? Because that’s asinine.
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