genuinely how did your skin so smoof n clear

you mention allpro’s routine, where can I find that?

chickens as a species, sure, but there’s something to be said about the happiness of each individual chicken. read a book once that was like “the more successful a species as a collective is, the less happy each individual is” or smth like that :(

ah ok i gotcha. sorry for making light of things earlier i didn’t know how much this meant to you. yeah my legs are hella smooth now an i’m loving it a lot, but a really close shave with a safety razor gets me similar results! only real difference is that the hair grows back much sooner than with epilating. if you do decide to epilate i wish you the best of luck, but if you want a more pain free method of smoof legs, shaving (specifically with a safety razor! or maybe a straight blade if you own and know how to use one) can get you there, you just gotta do it more often.

beware! curious stranger, this method will produce fabulous results, but at great cost. enduring the pain will require a mental fortitude like no other, art thou ready for such an endeavor?

this was my first time! i did one leg a few nights ago and finished the other leg today. the first leg was crazy painful, took me hours, working up the nerve to press on after each pass. the other leg went a bit quicker; by then i was mentally used to the pain so i was able to go quicker. allegedly the first time epilating is the worst, but then your skin physically grows accustomed to the sensation so the next time you do it, it won’t hurt as much. i can’t verify that yet tho lmao

re: the eyebrow thing, yeah ive had my eyebrows plucked once a long time ago, and it hurt so much i couldn’t stop tearing up. i haven’t done it since then though so i genuinely can’t tell (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

edit: for reference i used the Braun silk épil 9 epilator. comes with 2 speeds and 3 attachments: a massage roller cap, a skin close cap, and a trimmer/shaver head. the massage head i used for the most part since it is a little more comfortable, but after i went back over with the skin close cap to get everything i missed or couldn’t see.

wait i mean-

oh man i sure hope the alphabet mafia doesn’t come after me ( ͡°▽⁠ ͡°)

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opposite 😞

wait i mean uuuhh still cis tho

they really are, i mean the machine itself when turned on looks like a fuckin industrial shredder and it’s designed to rip the hair from your body (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

but, as you say, beauty is pain :')

…i hadn’t even considered that

ok yeah i just about finished the one leg ill take your advice an stop for tn. tysm <3

i kid you not it’s been 4 hours and I’m just reaching the end of one leg. one.

hopefully it gets better like you said but this shit sucks frfr (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

edit: i took 600mg of ibuprofen at the beginning of this and it did not help much

ooo this might be it! where did you get yours from??

eedit: n how did u size it??

money 😔

having a job 😔

losing your existence lying in bed :D

still cis tho <.<

hmm i had no idea that whole plucking bit was a thing. defo checking that out and seeing if it’ll work for me, thank!

wait then what’s blahaj.deb?