The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 个月前Working remotelylemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square146fedilinkarrow-up11.08K
arrow-up11.08Kexternal-linkWorking remotelylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 个月前message-square146fedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·2 个月前How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up143·2 个月前It makes you go blind.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 个月前It makes your hand pregnant
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 个月前Oh, and your rifle gets all slippery!
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前They’ll just give you government issue glasses
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前Yup, gotta keep at it until you can’t see the screen anymore. AFAIK, the military doesn’t do braille.
minus-squareOwlPaste@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 个月前When the mortar tube is clogged with cum…
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前And that’s how you learned the company Fleshlight has a hole in the back.
minus-squaretaladar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 个月前Post-nut clarity makes you realize what a bad idea joining the military would be.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前After a good fap I realised that this is the most plausible explanation.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前Hold on, I’m almost there.
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGIfWLqC3Y
minus-squareSuccessful_Try543@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 个月前They are too exhausted from masturbating to pass the fitness test.
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前I don’t avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence
How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?
It makes you go blind.
And your hands get all hairy
It makes your hand pregnant
Perrganent? Preganté?
Gregnant
How is babby formed?
Oh, and your rifle gets all slippery!
Can I do it till I need glasses? lol
They’ll just give you government issue glasses
Yup, gotta keep at it until you can’t see the screen anymore. AFAIK, the military doesn’t do braille.
When the mortar tube is clogged with cum…
And that’s how you learned the company Fleshlight has a hole in the back.
Post-nut clarity makes you realize what a bad idea joining the military would be.
After a good fap I realised that this is the most plausible explanation.
Hold on, I’m almost there.
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When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGIfWLqC3Y
They are too exhausted from masturbating to pass the fitness test.
Something something male essence
I don’t avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence