Trump declares
himselfherself the first female President of the USA? 😳(Edit: Excuse me Mrs. President, I had misgendered you.)
He’s so petty he had to steal that title from both Hilary and Kamala it just took him this long…
*She, her
For trump it’s actually
*Stinky, stinksTrump has the chosen pronouns of He/Him, don’t be a Nazi bigot and tell someone what their pronouns are.
Has he declared his pronouns anywhere or have we all just rudely assumed them and he’s been too shy/nervous to correct us?
Update: I looked it up. There’s a clip where Trump says Trump doesn’t want pronouns. So, I guess we shouldn’t use pronouns for Trump.
Trump wants Proper Nouns ONLY! Now Trump feeling a little sleepy. Maybe Trump will take a nap, but not until after juicebox and FOX & Friends.
Trump not correcting someone to his reality? Have you only just been rescued from an uncharted island that you have been marooned on since before 2016?
Like that kayaking camping group that came back late March 2020 and had knowledge of COVID suddenly thrust upon them? That sounds lovely.
I’m not sure if this is a woooooosh, troll or just pure idiocy.
She can’t keep getting away with it!
I will fucking eat my shirt if someone from the media addresses every male person in the Trump administration as “Madam” or “Ms.”
Seems like something all the late night comedy hosts should start doing at a bare minimum.
Lesbian too! So brave 🥹
First Woman President and first Lesbian President 🎉😅
So when he said “grab them by the pussy” he was just talking about having a wank?
Technically no. They aren’t male or female, they’re undifferentiated. Since we’re neither male nor female at conception, this order means males and females don’t actually exist at all.
Get out of here with that big science speak that isn’t allowed in American now
he talked science! Get 'im!
At conception the future sex is determined by the chromosomes that the sperm contributes. Once fertilized, there are either X and X or X and Y, which will be XX and XY once meiosis occurs for the first time.
So technically once fertilization occurs(conception), sex has been determined.
According to the wording of the order, at conception you are female if you are “producing larger reproductive cells” or male if you are “producing smaller reproductive cells”. Since at conception no one is making either reproductive cells, then I agree with the stance that the order says no one is male or female now.
We’re all non-binary
At conception the future sex is determined by the chromosomes that the sperm contributes.
Explain that to XY individuals with a mutated SRY, meaning they never develop male traits at all, even though they’re XY.
Only correct comment here. Genetically, all things are already set in stone at conception. People parroting the 6 week thing are conflating genetic determinism with development of external traits.
There’s also the issue with intersexed individuals and other individuals with chromosomal differences… I suspect they are out of scope of the order as they really don’t fit either definition
The correct explanation on which the gender depends.
I think this is actually more gender abolitionist if you think about it. No one is producing reproductive cells/gametes at conception. They begin by producing undifferentiated stem cells that will later specialize into all of the other cell types.
Male and female now officially retired. Rejoice!
MAGA: “truth and science needs to bow to holy scripture!”
The Bible: “For in Christ there is… neither male nor female…” (Galatians 3:28)
MAGA: “wait, not like that!”
We are all enbies on this blessed day.
But what society-created roles and stereotypes will I conform my entire being to now? I don’t know how to be me and need to be told options.
Everyone is now assigned 5 random fandoms at birth or, in the case of people already born, starting right now.
You are now a superfan of the Dallas Mavericks, Firefly, The Times of India, Fussball Club Basel 1893, and decorative felt. Have fun!
They were telling us this was the plan when they tried to get rid of pronouns.
Those darned conservatives and their liberal agenda!
Turns out they were always asking, “What is a woman?” because they had no idea either.
It’s a bad faith question that deserves a hillarious answer
“What is a woman? Why it’s someone whom, family members aside, you’ve never seen naked.”
“What is a woman? The kind of people at the bar who cover their drinks when you get too close.”
“What is a woman? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!”
“What is a woman? Well these curvy people who smell nice and go by she/her pronouns and sometimes they have big meaty penises to suck, but only if you’re lucky.”
“What is a woman? According to Donald Trump’s day 1 executive order; literally every American Citizen.”
The best part is that a good faith answer to the question is surprisingly trans affirming
Share it with the rest of the class
That’s always what I figured, that they’d fumble if you turned the question around and asked them to define woman or man. Buncha chumps.
E: le spelling
Nah, they have no issue with a tautological definition. “A woman is a female human that’s born a girl” makes perfect sense to anyone that’s asking anyone else to define what a woman is.
They had months to draft the definition in the executive order. Perhaps more than a year if it was started internally by Project 2025. They still fucked it up.
I’m on board with this new one gender policy.
4d wave feminism…
Ford wave
There’s only one gender and it’s mine
I didn’t consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)
Own that period joke. You conceived it, whether accidental or not, so you should carry it to term.
so you should carry it to term.
Are required to carry it to term. Aborting the pun is a crime.
chefs kiss
There sure are a lot more lesbians than there used to be.
Silly Matthew, still believing that words written by Trump’s administration mean anything…
Same mistake many opponents of the Nazis made in the beginning.
Fascists don’t play by the rules, whatever they say or write only has meaning as long as it benefits them.
When you point out inconsistencies in what they wrote yesterday, they laugh at you. And then they shoot you.Hello ladies
Hey guuuurrrll!
And people said I’d never meet a nice woman…
I guess we can completely get rid of Hey Guys now.
AFAT: Assigned Female At Trump
Can you imagine, an entire nation- identifying as female? I’d imagine their reaction would be similar to how Christian’s felt when they saw the Bible being removed from schools….
“Nooooo! Not like that!”
That should simplify things.
Honestly, probably yes, bureaucratically speaking.
Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.
Their eyes glazed over at the science bits
It’s cool and all to dunk on their logical fallacies, but don’t think for one second that their poor wording will stop them from enacting untold violence against trans people.
No question. But the memes are copium for this dark age we are entering. 😭
Now, I’m not gonna disagree with this but I reckon it’s a bit confusing to be changed so suddenly.
Can we have an adaptation period? It’s gonna be tough to break the habit in such short notice.
A transition period, as it were?
So if all men were women at conception, then that would make all men transsexual…
I suppose there is also the argument to be made that Trump made everyone nonbinary, as a zygote has no apparent sex characteristics or gamete production, being a single cell.
ooo mister fancy french man here with the zygotes and the gametes and what-not.
Proper MAGAt terminology is “gooblop” and “thingys”. Here’s your truck flag.
