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minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoReminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
minus-squareandroogee (they/she)@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 months agoWhat if they’re nailed to the wall?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoOk but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 months agoMatt What do call their dog with no legs?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoHee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him! (I really love these jokes) What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
Reminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
Bob.
What if they’re nailed to the wall?
Art
Ok but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
Matt
What do call their dog with no legs?
Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him!
(I really love these jokes)
What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
irene?